Ope! ya found da website! Golly gee whiz, tings have taken a wild turn here- much like the weather, this is gonna be unpredictable! I darn tootin' bet dares a 50% chance anyting might happin here! Stay tuned for updates and as always, remember - IT's going to be ok (probably)
1-800-weathermen-help-line.org
It's going to be mostly OK (50% chance)